What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

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What's a foot long, is as hard as wood, and is slippery?

A wooden slipper

What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

Mourning wood

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Why does Kevin Bacon not get more leading roles in Hollywood?

Because it's not kosher. http://36.media.tumblr.com/cb0ad7dd38767e0fc2363665afdb5cdd/tumblrinlinentae7hsEL21tw80r81280.jpg

Which Hollywood actress has made sure all sci-fi movies like alien; ghostbusters; avatar & chappie are "woven" together?

Sigourney "Weaver"

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What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom: typing... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

What type of math is dead?

Aerith-matic..

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What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

What's an Alzheimer patient's favorite horror movie?

The Blair...Which project Made my roomie laugh at least