What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

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Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

Who's there! Ankansas! Ankansas who?

Ankansas though any piece of wood!

Why aren't cars made out of wood?

Because they wooden go.

Hollywood Jokes More Hollywood Jokes

Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

Why did Judge Reinhold get arrested in Dallas?

Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?

Walnuts

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

Project Jokes More Project Jokes

What did the counselor say to the hologram?

You're projecting." (From Star Trek Voyager)

How do you project confidence?

Multiply by the cosine of the angle.