What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

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Whats a pirates favourite kind of wood??

Seeder

Why we going into the woods?

Let me out

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Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.

Which Hollywood actress has made sure all sci-fi movies like alien; ghostbusters; Avatar & chappie are "woven" together?

Sigourney "Weaver"

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What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

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How do you project confidence?

Multiply by the cosine of the angle.

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue?

Wait for it... wait for it...) brucilage!!!!!!!!