What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

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Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse?

The psycho-path!

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Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

Why did Judge Reinhold get arrested in Dallas?

Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.

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What type of wind is named after a young deer?

Foehn

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

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What did the counselor say to the hologram?

You're projecting." (From Star Trek Voyager)

How do you project confidence?

Multiply by the cosine of the angle.