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What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

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What's a foot long, is as hard as wood, and is slippery?

A wooden slipper

What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

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Which Hollywood actress has made sure all sci-fi movies like alien; ghostbusters; Avatar & chappie are "woven" together?

Sigourney "Weaver"

Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

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Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

What type of wind is named after a young deer?

Foehn

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What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue?

Wait for it... wait for it...) brucilage!!!!!!!!

What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)