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What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

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Why do we call lady parts beavers?

Because they devour wood.

What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

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Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.

What's a Chinese fisherman's least favorite part of living in Hollywood?

Pilot season

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What type of music do they listen to in the Czech Republic?

Prague Rock.

What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?

Reality

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What's an Alzheimer patient's favorite horror movie?

The Blair...Which project Made my roomie laugh at least

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue?

Wait for it... wait for it...) brucilage!!!!!!!!