What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

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Polly want a cracker with cavier please!

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Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

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To get his quarterback!!

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To get his quarterback.

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Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.