What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

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What did David Bowie want for Christmas?

Carrie Fisher.

Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

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Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback!!

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

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How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back!