What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

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Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!

Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

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What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"

Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

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What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

Why did the football coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarter back!

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Why did the football coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarter back!

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.