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What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

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Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

Why did the cowboy want a Weiner dog?

To get a long little doggy.

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What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because Eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback!!

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

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Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail