What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

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Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

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What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

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Why did the football coach return to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback!!

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Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail