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What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

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What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

What did the little girl's parents want for Christmas?

A better son.

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Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

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Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

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Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!