Football Coach Jokes

Why did the football coach return to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

Why did the football coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarter back!

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback!!

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Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

Why were the flies playing football in saucer?

They where playing for the cup!

Cinderella Jokes More Cinderella Jokes

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball

Coach Jokes More Coach Jokes

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

Why did the coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarterback.

B Jokes More B Jokes

What did fish A say to fish B?

Wasabi?

What does the B in Benot B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benot B. Mandelbrot

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call a movie producer that gives you more detail than you really wanted?

TMI Burton.

Why did your sister feed money to her cow?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Where did Capt. Hook buy his prosthesis?

A. At a secondhand store.

Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?

A. She kept throwing out all the W's.

Hairdresser Jokes More Hairdresser Jokes

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement?

Permanent waves!

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.