Football Coach Jokes

Why did the football coach return to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

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What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

Why did the football coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarter back!

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback!!

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I ain't Willie Nelson.

Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

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Why did the football coach return to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

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When fish play football who is the captain?

The team's kipper!

Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

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What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

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How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore?

He/she barely even cuts it anymore.

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement?

Permanent waves!

Coach Jokes More Coach Jokes

Why was Cinderella bad at basketball?

Because her coach was always a pumpkin.

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

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Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

Why did the coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarterback.

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!