Football Coach Jokes

Why did the football coach return to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

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What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

Why did the football coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarter back!

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback!!

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Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

What happened when a heart robs a bank?

It gets put under cardiac arrest.

Why couldn't the teller comprehend the bank robber?

He was bad at stickup lines.

Curl Jokes More Curl Jokes

How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

Coach Jokes More Coach Jokes

Why did the coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarterback.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 15 black guys?

Coach.

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

Vend Jokes More Vend Jokes

Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

Pumpkin Jokes More Pumpkin Jokes

Why is Halloween a hillbilly's favorite holiday?

Because they like to pumpkin.

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why don't you play with your friends?

He asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words

Cinderella Jokes More Cinderella Jokes

Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!