Football Coach Jokes

Why did the football coach return to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

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What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

Why did the football coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarter back!

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback!!

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Hairdresser Jokes More Hairdresser Jokes

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.

Why are hairdressers never late for work?

Because they know all the short cuts!

Curl Jokes More Curl Jokes

How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

Pumpkin Jokes More Pumpkin Jokes

What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

Why is Halloween a hillbilly's favorite holiday?

Because they like to pumpkin.

Vend Jokes More Vend Jokes

Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

What do you call Batman when he misses church?

Christian Bail

Coach Jokes More Coach Jokes

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys?

Coach.

Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.