Football Coach Jokes

Why did the football coach return to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

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What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

Why did the football coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarter back!

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback!!

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Why couldn't the teller comprehend the bank robber?

He was bad at stickup lines.

Why can't you keep secrets in a bank?

Because of all the tellers.

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What does a redneck do on Halloween?

Pumpkin

What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump-

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What do you call a gorilla that got shot even though it didn't want to do anything wrong?

King Kong

Why did the M&ampM 's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.

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Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.

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Why did the football go to the bank?

To get is quarterback.

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What did Al Gore play on his guitar?

An algorithm.

What video game console can you not be upset while playing?

The Nomad

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

How is your mom just like a laundromat?

For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.

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How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho".;;