Why did the football coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarter back!

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Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

Why did the football coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarter back!

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What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese

How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.