Quarterback Jokes

Why did the coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarterback.

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Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

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Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore?

He/she barely even cuts it anymore.

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Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

Because she had an interest in the principal.

What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by a group of black guys?

Coach.

How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.

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Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.

Why did the football player go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

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What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

How do you make a hamburger green?

Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Who is missing an egg?

There are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar?

Weight for it...

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What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

Why did the football coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarter back!