Quarterback Jokes

Why did the coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarterback.

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Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

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Why did the coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarterback.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 15 black guys?

Coach.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys?

Coach.

How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.

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Why did Tim Tebow's mom protest against the Russian soup truck?

It contained a borscht ton.

What 8 letter phrase means a healthy scratch?

Tim Tebow

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Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind...

Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful?

The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

Coach. What do you call one white guy surrounded by 100 black guys Warden.

What do you call 10 black guys playing basketball ball?

Three on three.

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What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

How do hair stylists get in shape?

Curling Iron.

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What did the insurance company say to the applicant?

THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!

Which insurance company does Bernie Sanders use?

Progressive.

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What do you get when you mix an insurance company with an NFL quarterback?

An Aflacco

What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you