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Quarterback Jokes

Why did the coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarterback.

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Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

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Why did the football coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarter back!

Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback!!

Insurance Company Jokes More Insurance Company Jokes

Which insurance company does Bernie Sanders use?

Progressive.

What did the insurance company say to the applicant?

THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

What do you get when when you mix cocaine and LSD?

Time

10 Black Guy Jokes More 10 Black Guy Jokes

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

Coach. What do you call one white guy surrounded by 100 black guys Warden.

What do you call 10 black guys playing basketball ball?

Three on three.

Curl Jokes More Curl Jokes

How do hair stylists get in shape?

Curling Iron.

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

Why do women try to talk football?

Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.

What do Twitter drama and football have in common?

They are both interesting to watch.

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?

They weren't hiring.

Tim Tebow Jokes More Tim Tebow Jokes

Who is a presents favorite quarterback?

Tim TeBOW

Why did Tim Tebow's mom protest against the Russian soup truck?

It contained a borscht ton.