Quarterback Jokes

Why did the coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarterback.

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Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

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What do you call 10 black guys playing basketball ball?

Three on three.

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What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

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To get his quarter back!

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Which insurance company does Bernie Sanders use?

Progressive.

What do you get when you mix an insurance company with an NFL quarterback?

An Aflacco

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Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...

Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback!!

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An Aflacco

What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

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Who is a presents favorite quarterback?

Tim TeBOW

What 8 letter phrase means a healthy scratch?

Tim Tebow