Quarterback Jokes

Why did the coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarterback.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

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Insurance Company Jokes More Insurance Company Jokes

How Do You Start a Flood?

An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?

What did the insurance company say to the applicant?

THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!

Tim Tebow Jokes More Tim Tebow Jokes

Who is a presents favorite quarterback?

Tim TeBOW

What 8 letter phrase means a healthy scratch?

Tim Tebow

Football Coach Jokes More Football Coach Jokes

Why did the football coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarter back!

Why did the football coach return to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do get when you mix two breads?

A hy-bread

What do you get when... what do you get when you mix a joke and a rhetorical question?

A rhetorical answer

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

What do you call a group of 10 insects that live in a housing complex?

Tenants

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

White Guy Jokes More White Guy Jokes

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys?

Coach.

What do you call four white guys in a band?

The 4Skins

Nfl Jokes More Nfl Jokes

When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

Hairdresser Jokes More Hairdresser Jokes

Why are hairdressers never late for work?

Because they know all the short cuts!

What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser?

Radio waves!