Quarterback Jokes

Why did the coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarterback.

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Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

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Because they are missing two towers.

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How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

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How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore?

He/she barely even cuts it anymore.

Why are hairdressers never late for work?

Because they know all the short cuts!

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What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback!!

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What do you get when you mix an insurance company with an NFL quarterback?

An Aflacco

What did the insurance company say to the applicant?

THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!

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Which football player gets the most wedgies?

The tight ends.

How does a football player make phone calls?

On a touch-down phone.

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What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards?

Oher's NFL career