Quarterback Jokes

Why did the coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarterback.

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Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

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Tarzan.

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Why did the football coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarter back!

Why did the football coach return to the bank?

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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

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Take away its brooms.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys?

Coach.

What do you call a white man surrounded by black men?

Coach

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What do you get when you mix an insurance company with an NFL quarterback?

An Aflacco

What did the insurance company say to the applicant?

THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!

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How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore?

He/she barely even cuts it anymore.

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

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