Insurance Company Jokes

What do you get when you mix an insurance company with an NFL quarterback?

An Aflacco

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What did the insurance company say to the applicant?

THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!

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Attorney Jokes More Attorney Jokes

What does an attorney wear to work?

A law suit.

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

Nfl Jokes More Nfl Jokes

What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards?

Oher's NFL career

Who's the nicest player in the NFL?

Drew Brees. The guy's a saint.

M Jokes More M Jokes

How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

What did the robot say to the other robot as they destroyed each other?

Nothing personal.

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

When your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

Why did the hipster's Hot Pocket burn his mouth?

He ate it before it was cool.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

What fish only swims at night?

A starfish!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.