Insurance Company Jokes

What do you get when you mix an insurance company with an NFL quarterback?

An Aflacco

What did the insurance company say to the applicant?

THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!

An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?

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All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

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Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

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Bernie.

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How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

How would you handle a complaint from a customer?

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