An Aflacco
THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!
An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?
Progressive.
All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."
A law suit.
Hobbitat for Humanity
THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!
Never mind, I'll find someone like you
They have engineers
Elon's musk
I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."
Because it kept falling out.
Applicant: I'm lazy I: that's it A: I'm lazy to list them all...
Only one but 200 applied for the job.
Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.
Me: I don't have a unicorn. A: You better get naked and go into that Arby's and look for it anyway. M: Ok.
Arrr son!
I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.
