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Insurance Company Jokes

What do you get when you mix an insurance company with an NFL quarterback?

An Aflacco

Birthday State of Mind

Birthday State of Mind

What did the insurance company say to the applicant?

THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!

How Do You Start a Flood?

An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?

Which insurance company does Bernie Sanders use?

Progressive.

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Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

Coincidence Jokes More Coincidence Jokes

What's an atheist's favorite Christmas movie?

Coincidence on 34th Street

What do you call it when a prayer is answered?

A coincidence.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom: typing... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

Caribbean Jokes More Caribbean Jokes

Where to, the Caribbean or Hawaii?

Me: No, this is just my lunch.

How Do You Start a Flood?

An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a free lunch?

Bernie Sanders exists.

Why is Bernie Sanders seems like having a long nose?

Because AIR IS FREE

Nfl Jokes More Nfl Jokes

What is green and white, throws pig skin, and is the worst team in the NFL?

The Jets.

What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards?

Oher's NFL career

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What happened to the plan of starting a book club?

It got shelved.

How do you start a teddy bear race?

Ready teddy go!

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

What is the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a Chickpea?

I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.