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Why don't you play with your friends?

He asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

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What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants?

Wok n' Roll

Why was "what is love" played at a funeral?

Because he had a will, and he haddaway.

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Why did the girl reject the landfill owner?

His place is a dump

What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

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How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

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What do people hate about CEOs of big internet companies?

They act too paowerful

Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin

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Why the long pause?

Asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

Why is everything lying on the floor?

My mom asked Gravity, I replied.