Why don't you play with your friends?

He asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

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What do you call a rabbi who plays miniature golf?

Jupiter

How can you tell if your stormtroopers just played paintball in their freetime again?

You can't.

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Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

How far have you gone with a girl?

I went to Canada with my mum once

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When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.

What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice cream?

Sure, Bert!

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What do you call a pirate with no friends?

Ginger Beard

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

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Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations?

Because of the overflow errors!

Why did peasants hate knights' outfits?

Because everyone hates chain mail.

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What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

How about an autograph mate?

Sure." He replied. So I signed a photo print of myself and gave it to him.