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Why don't you play with your friends?

He asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

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Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

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What do you give a girl that has everything?

Penicillin

What do you give a girl who already has everything?

Antibiotics

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What is Blair Walsh's favorite song?

I have no idea honestly, you would have to ask him

Why are you so excited?

The surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."

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What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.

What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

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How much would you say you read the Bible?

Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.

Why do doctors hate Wolves?

Lupus

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What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

Which doctor?

I replied "No, a medical one."