Why don't you play with your friends?

He asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

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How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

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How can a girl make you a millionnaire?

If you're already a billionnaire.

Why do girls take 45 minutes to get dressed?

The only improvement you can make is getting undressed.

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What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

Where the hell did you get?

The barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

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What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

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What do you call a tree that hates this joke?

A face palm.

Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

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How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

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What is your secret weapon against terrorists?

We simply reply......Chuck Norris