How about an autograph mate?

Sure." He replied. So I signed a photo print of myself and gave it to him.

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What did the sign say on the abandoned nuclear reactor?

Gone fission

What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.

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What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

Why must you question everything I say!?

Everything " I replied