Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?
The same middle name.
Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.
You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.
Minnow-pause
I'll let my friend answer that one:
They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.
To get to the... side.
To say hello from the other side.
Ask Apple.
Asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"
People laughed, because it was a good joke.
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
Ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &nbsp -Twelve bananas
The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."
