Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?
A midget.
Ohio.
Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.
Dude: It's very simple, I will stop my imagination
Because he told everyone to march fourth.
It checks the tornado watch.
It didn't hit the car's windshield.
For me it's three weeks.
Walk this way
X-post from askreddit) Worsheshershershosh.
Growing up they hear the best jokes.
By posting it over and over on the same subreddit
I replied "No, she's not that ugly"
I reply "Taxes."