Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?
They ran out of juice!
A rural pool.
But they don't stop long enough for you to reply!
You stop milking a cow after 10 years.
Because they would crack each other up.
During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.
A wounded cheesie.
Because he wanted to see his flat mate.
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
Don't asp me!
Timing
I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank
Not sure", replies the fellow, "But you have got to try-a-lil'-bite!"
The ninja replies with "Wata!"
