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What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

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What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

What's in the middle of girls' legs?

Their knee.

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Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.

How do you know when someone is a single mother?

Don't worry! They will tell you!

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Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

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Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

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What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

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How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

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Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

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Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."