Why are we running so fast?

Asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

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Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.

Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

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Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

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Sorry, I overwrote your order.

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What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?

Buzz.....

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A flat minor.

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It's already run out of battery.

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She was trying to get ahead!

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Why are we running so fast?

Asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

Where does Daredevil sign contracts?

On the dotted line. *Revised from an earlier attempt.