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Why are we running so fast?

Asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

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What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

What's wrong with Andrew Jackson?

He had an Underground Rail Road too, called the Trail of Tears.

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Why are football players never asked for dinner?

Because they're always dribbling!

Why would you ask me for directions?

You just saw me walk into a closed door.

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Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

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Why did the rooster run away?

He was chicken!

How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

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Why are we running so fast?

Asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

How do blind people sign contracts?

On the dotted line.