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Why are we running so fast?

Asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

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What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

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What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

When people say "May I ask who's calling?

I like to say "Sure, go ahead."

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How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

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What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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Why are we running so fast?

Asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

How do blind people sign contracts?

On the dotted line.