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What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

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What are the two things?

Girl: Your feet.

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

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What did Blake Edwards say when asked if he had a roomate?

Yes, I have a rhuuuum, mate!

What did Ryu say when I asked if I could have some of his food?

SHORYUKEN***

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What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

What do The Pope & a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

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What does Jerry Sandusky and a Silver Medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind!

How do you get a touchdown at Penn State?

Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to Jerry Sandusky.

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Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.

What do you call the Pope after he's resigned?

Ex-Benedict.