What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

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What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

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What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

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What are children generally better at then adults?

Giving the pope an errection

Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?

He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.

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How much do you love kids?

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love kids?

What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

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Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.

Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position?

He just couldn't hold it any longer.