What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

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What's funny about majorities?

Most things.

What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

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What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

What did the proctologist ask the restaurant goer?

Can I push your stool in?

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What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent?

The Pope!

What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

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How much do you love kids?

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love kids?

What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

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Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.

What do you call the Pope after he's resigned?

Ex-Benedict.