What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

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What is the only thing worse than an incompetent liberal President?

A competent liberal President.

What was the last thing that went through Lady Diana's head, moments before the crash?

Car battery

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What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

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Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on?

He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.

What did the pope say to Aretha Franklin?

I said play pope music not pop music.

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What did Pink Floyd say to Jerry Sandusky?

Hey, teacher, leave those kids alone!

What's Jerry Sandusky's favorite football position?

Tight end

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What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position?

He just couldn't hold it any longer.