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What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

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What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

What's the only thing worse than a worm in your apple?

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What does a National Geographic magazine or a JC Penney catalog have in common?

Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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What's the difference between A pope and THE pope?

Bout tree fiddy.

What did the pope say when he spilled the sacramental wine?

Do we have any papal towels

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How is Jerry Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hare

What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

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Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.

What do you call the Pope after he's resigned?

Ex-Benedict.