On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love kids?
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
Me: i have no idea what he's for
Because every Rose has its Hawthorne
A necromancer
He's never comfortable in his own scales.
It's scales!
Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.
Casey Anthony
