How much do you love kids?

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love kids?

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What's one thing you hated as a kid but love as an adult?

Molestation.

How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does Jay Z love Christmas?

Because he's the best wrapper alive.

Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes?

I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching?

Because he had his own scales!

Jerry Sandusky Jokes More Jerry Sandusky Jokes

What's Jerry Sandusky's favorite football position?

Tight end

How is Jerry Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hare

Casey Anthony Jokes More Casey Anthony Jokes

How much do you love kids?

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love kids?

What's the cheapest form of birth control?

Casey Anthony