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How much do you love kids?

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love kids?

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare

Why are fish easy to weigh?

Because they have their own scales.

Jerry Sandusky Jokes More Jerry Sandusky Jokes

How much do you love kids?

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love kids?

What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

Casey Anthony Jokes More Casey Anthony Jokes

How much do you love kids?

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love kids?

What's the cheapest form of birth control?

Casey Anthony