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Why did Mickey Mouse name his dog Pluto?

Because he's not a planet.

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Why did Mickey Mouse name his dog Pluto?

Because he's not a planet.

What is the coolest food on the planet?

Burr-ito!

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Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?

He wanted to find Pluto!

What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!