Why did Mickey Mouse name his dog Pluto?

Because he's not a planet.

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What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!

What kind of music do planets listen to?

Nep-tunes.

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Why did Mickey Mouse get shot in the foxhole?

Because Donald ducked.

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.