Why did Mickey Mouse name his dog Pluto?

Because he's not a planet.

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How does our solar system organize a party?

They Planet

Which songs do planets sing?

Neptunes.

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What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.