Why did Mickey Mouse name his dog Pluto?

Because he's not a planet.

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What do you call a dog from another planet?

A dal-martian

How does NASA organise a party?

They Planet.

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What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?

He wanted to find Pluto!