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Why did Mickey Mouse name his dog Pluto?

Because he's not a planet.

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How do astronomers plan a party?

They planet.

What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

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Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.