Weight on it.
Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.
BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE
Because they all had a tare
On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love kids?
It weighed too much for its scales!
He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!
No weigh...
Because they have their own scales!
Because the cons outweighed the prose.
Because he had his own scales!
On a scale from one to ten, urinate.
With its scales!
Its scales.
He's never comfortable in his own scales.
It's scales!
With a scale.
Tareable
Because they have their own scales.
Uh...standby I'll check on that.
He wanted to check his e-mail.
A lionfish
A good start.
A carrot!
The Site-anic.
Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.
Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.
De fishes
Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.
Whatever you want, he can't hear you..
He was going as a banana.
A Cantaloupe.
Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!
I'm cured!
Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night!
