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Why does Wonder Woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

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What car do polite cowboys drive?

Audi!

How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

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What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

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What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

What did the Italian baseball coach say about the only woman on the team?

Ciabatta very good!

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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Why does Wonder Woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.