Why does Wonder Woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

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Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

What car does Luke Skywalker drive?

A Toyoda.

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What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein

How cute does one have to be to make sparks fly?

Electro cute

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What is Caitlyn Jenner's favorite song?

More than a Woman by the BeeGees

What's the longest game in the world?

Two women playing pool.

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What do you get when......you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Why does Wonder Woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.