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Why does Wonder Woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

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What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

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Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....

Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

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When do men insist that women are illogical?

When a woman doesn't agree with them.

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

He proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

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Why does Wonder Woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.