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How do you tune a fish?

With its scales!

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What fish goes up the river at 100mph?

A motor pike!

What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

How many tunes should the bard play?

Fortunes.

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

How do you tune a fish?

With its scales!

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.