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How do you tune a fish?

With its scales!

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish that likes to cook?

Bobby Fillet

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right... the tuna fish!

What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching?

Because he had his own scales!

What's the most musical part of a fish?

Its scales.