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How do you tune a fish?

With its scales!

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why are Teen aged boys so good at fishing?

Because they're Master Baiters.

What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms?

Tuna (2Na).

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right... the tuna fish!

What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

What part of a fish weighs the most?

It's scales!

What do you call a scale that always resets itself to zero?

Tareable