How do you tune a fish?

With its scales!

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

What sort of dance do fish do at parties?

The conga!

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

What does a tuna, a glue stick, and a piano have not have in common?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!