How do you tune a fish?

With its scales!

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.

What do you call a fish with 27 eyes?

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A chainsaw can be tuned.

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.