How do you tune a fish?

With its scales!

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

A herring aid!

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

How much do you love kids?

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love kids?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

It weighed too much for its scales!