What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball?

A bouncing baby boa!

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you cal a bear with extreme mood swings?

A bi-polar bear.

What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course

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Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

Basketball Jokes More Basketball Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

Bounce Jokes More Bounce Jokes

What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing