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What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball?

A bouncing baby boa!

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Which bear dissolves in water?

The white bear, because it's polar

What do you call a bear that likes men when it's happy and women when it's sad?

A Bipolar Bear

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand?

Birdsthigh fish fingers!

Basketball Jokes More Basketball Jokes

Where do Canadians play Basketball?

In the NB - "eh"

Why hasn't Africa ever won Olympic gold in basketball?

Because Africa isn't a country.

Bounce Jokes More Bounce Jokes

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.