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What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball?

A bouncing baby boa!

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings.

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout?

Monkfish!

What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

Basketball Jokes More Basketball Jokes

What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

Why aren't burgers too good at basketball?

Too many turnovers!

Bounce Jokes More Bounce Jokes

What happened when the bankrupt eastern European jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

Why did you drop the baby?

Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.