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What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why does the sky cry sometimes?

Because it's blue

Why do blck men cry when they make love to white women?

Mace...

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

He was looking for the Captain's log.

How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years?

Michael Jackson

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

How do you make a rabbit fast?

Don't feed it.

Bounce Jokes More Bounce Jokes

What happened when the bankrupt eastern European jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

Donation Jokes More Donation Jokes

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

What's the best nation in the world?

Donation. What's the best city in the world? Generosity.

Little Child Jokes More Little Child Jokes

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!