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What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What did the mother snake say to her crying baby?

Stop crying and viper your nose!

Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

What will they name their child?

Donald Dump

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes.

Bounce Jokes More Bounce Jokes

What happened when the bankrupt eastern European jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

Donation Jokes More Donation Jokes

Why are organ donations low?

Because most people have pianos

What's the best nation in the world?

Donation. What's the best city in the world? Generosity.

Little Child Jokes More Little Child Jokes

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.