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What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

Who do you save?

America. Keep right on going and don't stop.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

Why doesn't Barbie have any kids?

Because Ken came in another box.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

What body part do adults have two of and children have four of?

Kidneys.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

What did the terrorist send in the mail?

A CAIR package.

Bounce Jokes More Bounce Jokes

What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

Cheque Jokes More Cheque Jokes

What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

Where do you take a cheque?

Czechoslovakia.