What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

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Who Deserves Love"?

ME crying:

How are babies different from feminists?

Babies grow up and stop crying

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What did the feminist Jedi say to Darth Tyrannus?

Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

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What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.

What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

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What do you feed a feminist at a cookout?

Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.

What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla?

Anything it wants!

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Why did you drop the baby?

Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.

What do you call an Irishman who bounces off of walls?

Rick O'Shea.

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How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

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What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.