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What do you call empathetic bovine?

Understand bull

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Why don't kleptomaniacs understand puns?

They always take things literally.

Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

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How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.