What do you call a kleptomaniac who doesn't understand figurative speech?

Someone who takes everything literally

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What part of "No" don't you understand?

Probably the whole thing I'm guessing. It's a pretty short word. What You're a squirrel Sorry

What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes?

None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.

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What do you call someone who takes things literally?

A kleptomaniac!

What do you call someone who takes everything literally?

A kleptomaniac!