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How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

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Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

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What will they call Mr. T after he dies?

Mr. T-Bone

Where do burgers go when they die?

Burgatory

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Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.