How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Who in the organisation likes cats the most?

The purchaser.

How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How did the sun die?

It went to Detroit.

Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

Surround Jokes More Surround Jokes

Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!