How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

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What's a cats most common written thought?

Mmmnhhhhgcdddxxdtyyhhbvbbb

Which cat won the race?

The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

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Where does a catholic cat go when it dies?

Purrrgatory.

What will i do when i die?

Idk!

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Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!

Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they're picklish!