How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

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What movie aspect ratio do cats prefer?

Litterbox.

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of the tree bark.

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Why are all black people scared of sleeping?

Cause one had a dream, and he died.

Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

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What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.

How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots?

Flattered.