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How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?

A sourpuss!

Why wasn't the cat moving?

It was on paws

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Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

Why do they have fences around cemetaries?

Because people are dying to get in.

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Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.