How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

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Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

Where do cats write down notes?

Scratch Paper!

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What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died?

S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*

How do blondes' brain cells die?

Alone

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Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?

They think they are in a pickle.