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How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

A cat-a-logue!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What did the humanistic psychologist say at Freud's funeral?

He died at such a Jung age.

Why are there fences around graveyards/cemeteries?

Because people are dying to get in!

Surround Jokes More Surround Jokes

Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?

They think they are in a pickle.