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What do you call someone who takes things literally?

A kleptomaniac!

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What's the last thing you want to hear when blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson

What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

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Why can't puns be explained to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.