What do you call someone who takes things literally?

A kleptomaniac!

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Why do men stare at a woman's breasts?

To prove they can focus on two things at once.

Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

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What did a kleptomaniac say on 90% sale?

It was an absolute steal!

Why don't kleptomaniacs get puns?

Because they always take things literally.