Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

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Why aren't puns called pows?

It is a play on words, after all

What do you call a pun in a marathon?

A running joke

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What's the only thing worse than a worm in your apple?

Reposts

How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

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How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco Bell for lunch

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?

Your spinning me a yarn here!