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Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

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What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

Why did the dad make the joke?

For the pun of it.

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Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

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What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?

Your spinning me a yarn here!

What happens if you're late to extremophile school?

You get a tardy grade. (that explains the joke if you don't get it.)