What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.

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What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

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What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight.

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Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.

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What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.

What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!