Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded.

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

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What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter

What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

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How fast can you order a pizza?

HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT

What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.

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Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

How do make a woman blind?

Stick a car windshield in front of her face.

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Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.