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Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

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Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

Whats a Mexicans favorite type basketball?

Juan on Juan

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What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

What's the first thing you know?

Old Jed's a millionaire.

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What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

How can you make a moth ball?

Hit it with a fly swatter.

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Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

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How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off