What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.

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What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?

Good question. We're still trying to find out too.

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Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

Arse Jokes More Arse Jokes

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

What do you call a guy with 15 rabbits up his arse?

Warren.

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What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!

What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.