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What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.

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What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson?

I ain't Willie Nelson.

Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

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What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers?

Nothing, The hits keep coming

How does Negan hit a home run?

With a Lucille Ball.

Arse Jokes More Arse Jokes

Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

Fly Mind Jokes More Fly Mind Jokes

What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.

What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!