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What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's worse than getting rejected by an attractive stranger?

Getting hit on by an ugly stranger.

Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

Fly Mind Jokes More Fly Mind Jokes

What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!

What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.

Rear End Jokes More Rear End Jokes

What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!

Why is the rear end of a boat so tough?

It's made of stern stuff.