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Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

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What is long brown and sticky?

A poo

Why did the baker get smelly fingers?

Because he needed a poo.

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Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

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How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.