Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

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Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

How long does it take a black woman to poo?

9 mouths

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Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

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Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

What do you call a guy with 15 rabbits up his arse?

Warren.