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Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

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Why are toilet tasks called ONE and TWO?

Because TWO rhymes with POO

How long does it take a black woman to poo?

9 mouths

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Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

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Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

What do you call a guy with a rabbit up his arse?

Warren