Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

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Why did the baker get smelly fingers?

Because he needed a poo.

What do you call a poo which still remains after flushing?

An - nflushable loating bject

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Why are Muslims so violent?

Because I slam.

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

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What do you call a guy with 15 rabbits up his arse?

Warren.

How do you make a dinosaur?

Kick it up the arse