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Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

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Why are toilet tasks called ONE and TWO?

Because TWO rhymes with POO

Why did the baker get smelly fingers?

Because he needed a poo.

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Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

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What do you call a guy with 15 rabbits up his arse?

Warren.

Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.