Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

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What is long brown and sticky?

A poo

Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

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How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

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Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.