Slam Jokes

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

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How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck and a fire work?

A firequacker

Why don't ducks have teeth?

Too much quack.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis?

Daeshcams

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

Poo Jokes More Poo Jokes

Why are toilet tasks called ONE and TWO?

Because TWO rhymes with POO

Why were the baker's hands brown?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Ambulance Jokes More Ambulance Jokes

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

What do you call a kid that stands up to bullies?

An ambulance.

Poultry Jokes More Poultry Jokes

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

What do you call a running chicken?

Poultry in motion.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

What's common between a lawyer and an eccentric billionaire with bad teeth?

Both have a very expensive retainer.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

Arse Jokes More Arse Jokes

Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

What do you call a guy with 15 rabbits up his arse?

Warren.