Slam Jokes

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

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How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

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What do you call a group of euphorics?

A fedoration.

What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why did the Muslim fail his Chemistry Exam?

Because to him, alcohol is not a solution.

What did the Muslim Sonic say?

Gotta go fast.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How many babies can fit in a blender?

Depends how powerful the blender is

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of "Dark Side Of The Moon"?

Because it's a terrible album.

What does ISIS call wine snobs?

Zinfandels!!!!!!

Poultry Jokes More Poultry Jokes

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

A dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

Other lawyers look interested.

How many calls do I get?

Cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between David Lee Roth and Snoop Lion?

David Lee Roth was in Van Halen Snoop Lion was in a van in halen

What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".