Slam Jokes

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

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How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What did the blonde's dentist find?

Teeth in the cavity.

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

So he could shoot his mouth off.

Dunk Jokes More Dunk Jokes

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

A girl from Jersey.

Brake Jokes More Brake Jokes

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

Poo Jokes More Poo Jokes

Why were the baker's hands brown?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Why are toilet tasks called ONE and TWO?

Because TWO rhymes with POO

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

What's the difference between a fly and a bird?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

Ambulance Jokes More Ambulance Jokes

What do you call a journalist in Russia?

An ambulance.

What is the best vegetable delivery vehicle in the world?

An ambulance

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

Nun.

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.