Slam Jokes

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

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How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

Why do ducks have big flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.

Poo Jokes More Poo Jokes

What is long brown and sticky?

A poo

How long does it take a black woman to poo?

9 mouths

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Poultry Jokes More Poultry Jokes

What do you call someone who raises poultry?

A chicken tender.

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun apparel?

The Bad Habit.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

How does someone stop ISIS?

Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.

Arse Jokes More Arse Jokes

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off