Slam Jokes

What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

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Why are Muslims so violent?

Because I slam.

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

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Tep on the brake 'tupid.

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

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What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

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Why don't tennis players ever get married?

Because love means nothing to them.

Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA.

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Denver Nuggets

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How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby?

They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

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How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

What do you call a journalist in Russia?

An ambulance.

Phish Jokes More Phish Jokes

What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

What is a computer scammer's favorite band?

PHISH