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What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis?

Daeshcams

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What do you call a Russian tree?

Dimitree

Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

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What is the French verb that means "To declare war"?

Surrendre*

What do you a Mars with water?

Wars

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How do they tie things down on the space station?

They use astro knots.

What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

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What do you call a camera mounted on a ISIS-truck?

A daeshcam

Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

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What do you call a gore thriller that can't get enough funding?

A film that needs morbids.

What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights

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What do you call a camera mounted on a ISIS-truck?

A daeshcam

What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis?

Daeshcams