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What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis?

Daeshcams

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What would LMFAO's hit song be called if they were Russian?

I'm Slavic and I know it

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

War Jokes More War Jokes

How does Greenland win a war?

Nuuks.

What do we call this war?

The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Who uses a Rubik's Fleshlight?

Incubators.

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

Film Jokes More Film Jokes

What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!

What do you call a gore thriller that can't get enough funding?

A film that needs morbids.

Daeshcam Jokes More Daeshcam Jokes

What do you call a camera mounted on a ISIS-truck?

A daeshcam

What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis?

Daeshcams