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Poultry Jokes

What do you call someone who raises poultry?

A chicken tender.

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Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

What do you call poultry that glows in the dark?

Chicken Kiev

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

What do you call a running chicken?

Poultry in motion.

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

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