Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

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How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.

Why did the nun always go to the same bar?

Habit

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Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

What's your favourite colour?

I love green 'cos it reminds me of blue.

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Why did Einstein marry his cousin?

It's all relative.

What do you call 2 algebraists who marry?

Prime mates

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!

What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!