Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

Nun.

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why I love duct tape?

It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"

Why does a walrus love Tupperware?

Because he's always looking for a tight seal.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

Why don't you get married?

Me: I've never been that hungry.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What do you call a priest who has had too much sacramental wine?

An Alcatholic.

Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.