Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

How do nuns surf the web?

On the Hymnternet.

What do nuns use for skincare?

Extra virgin oil.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

What does love mean to a tennis player?

Nothing

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

Why did the Priest cross the road?

Because he crosses everything.

How do priests make holy water?

They bless the hell out of it.