Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

What is black and white and black and white and black and white?

A nun falling down stairs

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What's six inches long that women love?

Folding money.

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

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What did Jay-Z call Beyonc before they were married?

Fiance

What do you call a man who marries an old ugly and poor woman?

Desperate!

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How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration