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Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call 2 Nuns &amp a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends &amp a Wide Reciever

Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

Why did the psych ward escapee never get married?

He had a fear of commitment

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

Why do priests have lots of kids?

They always use the holy condoms.

What did the priest have to say?

He said you have to stop rapping over the choir.