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Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun

How do nuns surf the web?

On the Hymnternet.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?

Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What's it called when a priest is always late?

Collared people's time

Why did the bear start playing music when the priest tried to absolve him of his sins?

Because the priest said "Bear, atone" and the bear thought he said "baritone" as in "play the baritone sax now". The bear immediately started wailing away on the sax, rocking back and forth so hard he knocked over all the prayer candles and almost snapped his own spine. All the priest could do was ask the lord for the strength needed to get this bear into heaven.