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Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why does it take so long for a nun to get her clothes?

It takes 21 days to make a habit.

Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

What does love mean to a tennis player?

Nothing

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

What did Jay Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

His Feyonce.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?

Alien vs. Predator