Why did the Priest cross the road?

Because he crosses everything.

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Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

He was two-tired...

Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

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Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

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How do priests make holy water?

They bless the hell out of it.

Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.