Why did the Priest cross the road?

Because he crosses everything.

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Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.

Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

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What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

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What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them