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Why did the Priest cross the road?

Because he crosses everything.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!

Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?

The Netcracker suite.

What do you get when you cross Captain America and The Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

How do you know that you're too old?

When the priest doesn't look at you anymore.