Why did the Priest cross the road?

Because he crosses everything.

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How did the astrologer cross the road?

In his Taurus!

Why did Serj Tankian cross the road?

Because he wanted to...

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Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

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What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!