Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

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Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

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Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Why were the baker's hands smelly?

He kneaded a poo

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Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

What did the unused dough say to the baker?

Why don't you knead me