Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

Previous Random Joke Next
Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.

Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

What did the fish say for stinking up the sushi restaurant?

I am saury.

What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork?

Kermit the Frog's finger

Crap Jokes More Crap Jokes

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.

Baker Hand Jokes More Baker Hand Jokes

How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

Why were the baker's hands smelly?

He kneaded a poo