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Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

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Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

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Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

Capitalism Jokes More Capitalism Jokes

What do you call it if a white person robs you?

Capitalism

What's the loudest economic system?

CAPITALISM

Lowercase Letter Jokes More Lowercase Letter Jokes

Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.