March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

Previous Random Joke Next
Use Jokes More Use Jokes

When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

Capitalism Jokes More Capitalism Jokes

What's the loudest economic system?

CAPITALISM

Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

Lowercase Letter Jokes More Lowercase Letter Jokes

Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.