Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

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What is round, heavy, has 3 holes, and is often found in a gutter?

My ex wife.

Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system?

Because he found mercury in it.

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Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

Because the prices were Solo

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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.

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What is one item which has never been affected by inflation?

Deer's Balls There are always under a buck

Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

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How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI?

Move the trees closer together.

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.