A cheeseburger can't feed your ego.
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage
A knife has a point.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
Ribbit
You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish.
To the dog.
Make it with blue cheese!
They say 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'