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What's the difference between a cheeesburger and Reddit gold?

A cheeseburger can't feed your ego.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

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How do you tell a good joke on reddit?

Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!

What did the second guesser with no self esteem say to Reddit?

Edit: nevermind...

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What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*

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Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger?

It had beef.

What do some people have against cheeseburgers?

They say 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'