What's the difference between an arts graduate and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family

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What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

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What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

What have you been feeding him?

Me: Egg shells.