What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

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What do you call 3 Puerto Ricans, 1 Chinese Man, and 4 black guys?

A water sprinkler.

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

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What do you say to an art student with a job?

Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

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What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?

Ape Suzettes!

What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

What's that again?

A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man?

The large pizza can feed a family of four.

What's the difference between an artist and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.