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What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account?

He who smelt it, dealt it.

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Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants

Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

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When Gordon Ramsay saw a cute puppy gif on Reddit, why did he get mad?

Because it was

Why was the Redditors jokes so unoriginal?

Because he Reddit off the internet.

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What do you call a man who can smell the future?

Nostrildamus

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

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Why did the Native American quit his desk job at the Marriot?

He didn't like dealing with reservations.

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

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What does a mod do in their spare time?

Deleted

Why is the Dead Sea a mod on /r/leagueoflegends?

Because it's so salty.

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What's the difference between a BJ and reddit gold?

Your mom never gave me reddit gold.

What is the only thing standing between me and being rich?

I haven't hit Reddit gold yet.