What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account?

He who smelt it, dealt it.

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Why did the raisin take the prune to the New Year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

What would you find on a German fire truck?

Ladder-hosen

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What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

Why is Paris the city of love?

Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit

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What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

When the cat's away.....?

The house smells better!

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What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

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Why are mods the worst?

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How many mods does it take to switch a light bulb?

Deleted

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What's the most terrifying gift your SO/Family can buy for you?

Reddit gold.

What is the only thing standing between me and being rich?

I haven't hit Reddit gold yet.