What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account?

He who smelt it, dealt it.

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What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

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What do you call a scary unexpected post in reddit?

A Dreddit!

Why is reddit so liberal?

Because upvotes are to the left

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Why do girls wear perfume and makeup?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad

How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Cut its nose off.

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Why did the Native American quit his desk job at the Marriot?

He didn't like dealing with reservations.

Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California?

Because they, like, can't even deal.

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What's the difference between a mod and a banana?

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How long does it take for mods to remove a post?

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What's the most terrifying gift your SO/Family can buy for you?

Reddit gold.

Why does my son deserve some Reddit Gold?

Because he's Autistic.