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How many Ellen Paos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. The mods do that for her.

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How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"

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How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I've got this neat candle holder...

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What do you call a mod in r/News?

Removed

What did the mod say when he was wrong?

BANNED