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How many Ellen Paos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. The mods do that for her.

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How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One for the money, two for the show.

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How many spiders does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two.

How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

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What's the difference between a mod and a banana?

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Why couldn't the Mod get into the club?

He never got banned.