When should you charge a battery?

When you can't pay cash.

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Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits

What did the fish have to pay to get past the coral reef?

Atoll.

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What was the condiment stand charged with?

With a deadly weapon.

How did people charge their phones before electricity?

They didn't...!

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What batteries do turtles use?

Durashells

Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

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How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up.

When should you charge a battery?

When you can't pay cash.