When should you charge a battery?

When you can't pay cash.

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Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.

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Why isn't there a neutron mod in the Skyrim Steam Workshop?

Because there'd be no charge.

Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court?

It was charged with a salt.

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Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards?

It keeps coming and coming and coming...

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When should you charge a battery?

When you can't pay cash.

What do you say about a pig who acquires a lot of cash?

He's making bankon.