When should you charge a battery?

When you can't pay cash.

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How many Murdochs does it take to change a lightbulb?

They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it

How do you pay a quiz master?

With finances.

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What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

What batteries do turtles use?

Durashells

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How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

Why do slovaks don't like Czechs?

They prefer cash.