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When should you charge a battery?

When you can't pay cash.

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How often to wizard journalists get paid?

They make a Daily Prophet.

Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

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Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?

A solar panel.

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Why was the battery arrested?

Cuz it was charged with electricity.

What is 0.1 as a fraction?

One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect

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Why do slovaks don't like Czechs?

They prefer cash.

What do you get when you cash in your memes for karma?

A dank statement.