When should you charge a battery?

When you can't pay cash.

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What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

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How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today

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What batteries do turtles use?

Durashells

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

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Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge