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When should you charge a battery?

When you can't pay cash.

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What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

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Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

How many electrons does a negatively charged oxygen atom have?

Nion

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What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards?

It keeps coming and coming and coming...

What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

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How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up.

What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge