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When should you charge a battery?

When you can't pay cash.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

What did the potato chip say to the battery?

I'm Frito-Lay when you're Everyready.

What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards?

It keeps coming and coming and coming...

Cash Jokes More Cash Jokes

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up.

Why are birds always short on cash?

Because they have bills.