Cheeseburger Jokes

How many cow-lories does a cheeseburger have?

Moo many...

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Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger?

It had beef.

What did the cheeseburger name her daughter?

Patty.

What do some people have against cheeseburgers?

They say 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'

Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in baseball?

A double!

How do you make a cheeseburger sad?

Make it with blue cheese!