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What's the only thing that grows in Oakland?

The Crime Rate!

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How can a thing be heavier than it is?

T: No-sees it's almost 3 pm Magic

What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

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Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

She grew out of her b-shells

What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

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What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.

Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.