What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.

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What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

How do they tie things down on the space station?

They use astro knots.

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What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

What does Garry Newman want to be when he grows up?

Garry Oldman.

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Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

How do you lower the crime rate?

Give the criminals badges.

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What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.

Who burns their own city down?

The people of Ferguson.