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What's the only thing that grows in Oakland?

The Crime Rate!

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What's that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Oh yeah. Imagination.

What are you called if you are paid to be a thing?

A pro-noun!

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What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water

What do you call an animal rights' activist that never grows old?

PETA Pan

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What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.

How do you lower the crime rate?

Give the criminals badges.