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What's the only thing that grows in Oakland?

The Crime Rate!

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

Where are things that are very average produced?

The satis-factory.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why are farmers so wealthy?

Because their stalks are always growing.

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

Crime Rate Jokes More Crime Rate Jokes

Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

What's the only thing that grows in Oakland?

The Crime Rate!