What's the only thing that grows in Oakland?

The Crime Rate!

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Why do elephants have trunks?

Because they've no pockets to put things in!

What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

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Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

Because she grew another foot.

What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

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What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.

Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.