Crime Rate Jokes

How do you lower the crime rate?

Give the criminals badges.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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What's the only thing that grows in Oakland?

The Crime Rate!

Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

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Why is the capitol of Ireland growing so fast?

Because the population is always Dublin.

Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

Because she grew another foot.

Lower Jokes More Lower Jokes

How many people live in the lower part of Italy?

There are literally Sicilians.

How can a law student make it?

Lowering the bar. or not to.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is the only thing more permanent than a Sharpie marker?

A STD.

What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?

They're married.

Ferguson Jokes More Ferguson Jokes

Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.

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How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

Criminal Jokes More Criminal Jokes

Why is it expensive to be a criminal?

Because the police charge you.

When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.