Give the criminals badges.
Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.
A big stinker!
An archerd.
Because they research everything.
They always take things the wrong way.
A Zebra.
A Con-Yay!
Because he took the stairs.
They found her head and shoulders under the steering wheel.
There are literally Sicilians.
When he turns his cow to pasture.
It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"
