Give the criminals badges.
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The Crime Rate!
Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.
The crime rate.
And i will be like, "No:("
They never grow old.
Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.
Give her a shovel.
When the judge threw the book at him.
The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.
A shot in the dark.
None they can't change anything.
Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.
A bullet.
They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.
Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes
You bust a nut
They had no leads.