There are literally Sicilians.
Because people cry when they get onions naked.
Eh you!!
Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.
If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.
They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.
Dr. Pepe
Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".
