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What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up?

A big stinker!

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.

What's common between Marriage & a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

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How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.