What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up?

A big stinker!

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What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

Anything you want. He can't hear you.

Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.

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What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up?

Geometry.

Why is Harry Potter so popular?

The story grows on you.