Bounce Jokes

What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

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What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball?

A bouncing baby boa!

Who's there! Checkmate! Checkmate who?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank!

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

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What does a cynical Irishman drink?

Whiskey sour

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Why is everyone smiling at me today?

Checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

747 Jokes More 747 Jokes

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?

Boeing boeing boeing

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

They got married in the spring.

What do you call a ghost in spring?

April ghouls

Orphanage Jokes More Orphanage Jokes

What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

Little Kid Jokes More Little Kid Jokes

What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid?

The kid is over 5 feet tall.

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.