Bounce Jokes

What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

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What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball?

A bouncing baby boa!

Who's there! Checkmate! Checkmate who?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank!

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Deflate Jokes More Deflate Jokes

How did Tom Brady's feel after losing to the Broncos?

Deflated

What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate Louis Riel say to the villagers?

Yarrrrrrr Metis!

How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What did the buffalo say before sending his son off to college?

Bison.

How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall?

A good jumpurr!

How do you know when spring is here?

The Leafs are out!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?

A bee in a submarine!

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels

Buoy Jokes More Buoy Jokes

What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float?

That's my buoy!