Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

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Why are Mens bathrooms usually to the left?

Because women are right.

What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

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What's a bicyclists favorite letter?

A! (hands raised up)

What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

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Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

Why did 2Pac go to the gym?

To get a 6Pac! -7th grade me