Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

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Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!

What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

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What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?

Raise the woof!

What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

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What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

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What were the three toughest years in Al Gore's life?

Grade six.

What's long and hard on a black guy?

First grade.