Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

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Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

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How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

None. The democrats do that.

Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

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What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

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What were the three toughest years in Al Gore's life?

Grade six.

Why did 2Pac go to the gym?

To get a 6Pac! -7th grade me