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Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why didn't blacks in 1850 give high-fives?

Because everyone always left them hanging!

What an emotional roller coaster ROLLER COASTER: calling out to me as I exit the park Why are you leaving?

Is it something I said

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it

What's the difference between a goat and a kid?

My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.

Orphanage Jokes More Orphanage Jokes

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Where did the orphans go after the Orphanage blew up?

Everywhere

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!