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Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

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What is the last thing that tickle-me Elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

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What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?

Raise the woof!

Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

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What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down?

Nothing. He just laughed.

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

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What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.