Why did I leave my grades at the orphan...

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What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

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What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

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What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

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What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

Why did 2Pac go to the gym?

To get a 6Pac! -7th grade me