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Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

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What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

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How do you raise a baby elephant?

With a fork lift truck!

What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

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What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

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What's long and hard On a black person?

First grade

What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.