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What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

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How do you call a black man in space?

NASA first called it Albert

What N word do you not want to call a black man?

Neighbor

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What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

What did the bartender say to the horse?

Bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.

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What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!

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What do you get when you take an HIV medication and raise the price 5,000%?

Rich AND famous, apparently

How much does Jesus love you?

Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)