What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

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What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

What N-word do you never want to call a black man?

Neighbor!

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What is the difference between a PhD in mathematics and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four

What's the difference between an arts graduate and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family

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What's small red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

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Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

To raise his spirits

Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!