Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

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How do you tell if a black mans been on your computer?

It's not there.

What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

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When do rabbits have buck teeth?

When their parents won't get them braces.

Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

To a Bananas foster home.

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Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

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What did the escalator say to the elevator?

Nothing, he just staired.

What's yellow and goes up and down?

A banana in an elevator.

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What do you call an unborn child that is excessively ready to accept failure?

A defetus

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

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Why do frat bros hate fruit loops?

They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.

Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

Because Santa came early!

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What's w/the ice pack?

12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.

Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...