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Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

How do you stay warm in a cold room?

You go to the corner cause it's always 90 degrees.

What's a Jackhammer's Best Friend?

Cast Steel! Bahahahahah! You know! Cause it has a poor dampening value it vibrates so much! They um. They both vibrate. Well ok. One vibrates, the other reciprocates. That's kinda... Hehe. Heh. Reciprocate my humor damn it!

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!

Failure Jokes More Failure Jokes

What do you call an unborn child that is excessively ready to accept failure?

A defetus

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

Disappoint Jokes More Disappoint Jokes

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.

Good Idea Jokes More Good Idea Jokes

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.