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Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!
Because it was more Loki than he wanted.
They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.
Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.
Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.
Because Santa came early!
Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"
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He was always high! (I'm sorry)
Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.
They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.
He thought the ad said '24 carrots'
They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.
It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.
A minister! Courtesy of a patient.
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There were no jokes in the Post.
He wanted to catch up on his sleep.
He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.
Not being from Detroit.
2016
This is my last resort.
2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know
Caesars.
Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)
I don't think they'll fit me.
Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.
Hoblin Goblin.
Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*
