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Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!
Because it was more Loki than he wanted.
They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.
Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.
Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.
Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"
Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.
They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.
He thought the ad said '24 carrots'
They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.
It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.
It's on the front page
When you repost it.
A swipe and wipe.
This guy.
When they are read.
Dyslexia
The guy likes his power chords too much.
None, we just swap out your whole house
A cup of Joe.
Traitor Joe's
Because they cantaloupe!
A Fit!!!!!!!!!!
OC Like, a cotillion of 'em.
Booooooo, Booooooo
Because they are disappointed in you...
