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Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!
Because it was more Loki than he wanted.
They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.
Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.
Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.
Because Santa came early!
Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"
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Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.
They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.
He thought the ad said '24 carrots'
They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.
It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.
Toucan play at that game
This is my last resort.
2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know
Because he just came to pick up his little sister.
Atrophy
Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)
A rhetorical answer
Mumbai
He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.
10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.
I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.
Neighbor
There was a lot of ham in him.
They take their prison population and school population to Rio.
Because in charge of directing, Yoda was
