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Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!
Because it was more Loki than he wanted.
They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.
Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.
Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.
Because Santa came early!
Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"
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Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.
They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.
He thought the ad said '24 carrots'
They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.
It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.
A minister! Courtesy of a patient.
Because they can't elope!
A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...
Clay on Sam!
Because Sam sung better than him
They're used to disappointment.
Not being from Detroit.
A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)
One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.
Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'
Unbearable
Successive approximations.
Most complex life forms are a tube within a tube, and the internet is more like a series of tubes.
Disappointment
I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.
