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Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!
Because it was more Loki than he wanted.
They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.
Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.
Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.
Because Santa came early!
Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"
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He was always high! (I'm sorry)
Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.
They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.
He thought the ad said '24 carrots'
They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.
It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.
Aboooooooooty call.
I texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on.
This is my last resort.
Successive approximations.
Sam. Samsung
Guess where this finger's going.
Nothing they are both Thor.
An Asgard.
Prime mates
Cantaloupe...
Dad jokes.
The 45th President of the United States of America.
A Regis Error.
Because I always get weird stairs
They Leave a Trail of Tears
One has cubs