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Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!
Because it was more Loki than he wanted.
They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.
Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.
Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.
Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"
Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.
They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.
He thought the ad said '24 carrots'
They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.
It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.
One has cubs
Unbearable
Oh shoot, I forgot...
He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.
I wuv you watts and watts.
Can I have the keys to the broom tonight!
Ask them what OP stands for.
A redditor.
1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.
Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.
They got snowed in.
It only allows 140 characters
Sam. Samsung
Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.
