Disappoint Jokes

How do you disappoint a redditor?

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Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

Why do frat bros hate fruit loops?

They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

Because Santa came early!

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

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Why were the mountain climber's parents disappointed in him?

He was always high! (I'm sorry)

Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

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Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

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