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What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)

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Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to?

Heck

What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

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How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia?

If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.

What does a camera have in common with a condom?

They both capture that special moment.

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Who invented the telephone?

The Phoenicians (phone-itions).

What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)